Kluge (pronounced "Kluger") is a henchman working for The Three Bears in The Goldilocks Game.

Kluge is a three pound 'gorilla' employed only for his brute force and his unquestioning loyalty to his paymasters. However, life was not always like this for him. Before embarking on a life of crime, Kluge had once thought of becoming a Physical Education Teacher and he even completed a degree in Sports Science and Therapy (of which he is still very proud).

However, after demolishing a vaulting horse with his bare hands in a fit of steroid-induced rage when his students were unable to complete fifty push-ups, he was expelled from the teaching profession and his life went down the toilet from there.

The six foot seven inch German spent the next few years attending football (soccer) matches, and working out at the gym in between. After being caught on camera one too many times with known groups of hooligans at matches all over Europe, Kluge was arrested… by a team of six police officers in riot gear. He managed to inflict grievous bodily harm on one of the policemen, for which he received a jail sentence, but also had his skull severely cracked by a police baton which needed metal pins to repair the damage.

In prison, Kluge completed his transformation into a hard-core criminal. He established a network among the convicts, and even planned a number of robberies before completing his sentence. On his return to the outside world, Kluge put some of his plans into action and was implicated in a number of bank jobs but was never caught.

Five years after his prison sentence, Kluge was introduced to The Three Bears who were looking to hire someone with his 'credentials'.

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